Even More Modern Romance via Post Office Personals
To: #5
From: #140
Do you want me
to beat up #14?
Bitch stole your
look!
I’ll take out #1 too.
_____
To: #5
From: #10
You’re
super cute
and way too
good at Beer Pong!
_____
To: #5
From: #10
If you keep
winning and playing
Pong how can
we talk?
_____
To: #5
From: #140
Great beer
pong tonight
and you
looked so good
doing it.
